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  • The "Only in Miami" Thread: Volume II

    "I guess I just hate the fact there is public property at all." - Mr. Raceboy.

  • #2
    Man!

    Pete (is dying to see)

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    • #3
      I'm around boat ramps all the time here in Florida. Some of the stuff you see is just hilarious.
      "Democracy is a form of worship. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses." H.L. Mencken

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        Just another day in Miami.

        skooly (hopes to see it spelled skool one day)
        "I guess I just hate the fact there is public property at all." - Mr. Raceboy.

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        • #5
          School for alcoholics!

          Pete (knows what the painter was thinking)

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          • #6
            Florida Man Throws Feces At Judge During Hearing

            MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A man on trial for burglary decided to play dirty last week in a Miami-Dade courtroom.

            33-year-old Dorleans Philidor was sitting in a wheelchair near the judge.

            That’s when witnesses say he tried to throw feces at her.

            Philidor’s trial was then moved so the courtroom could be sanitized.

            There is no word on whether Philidor will face additional charges.
            I bet the shit hit the fan.

            https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/06/2...eces-at-judge/
            "I guess I just hate the fact there is public property at all." - Mr. Raceboy.

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            • #7
              Bill de Blasio Roasted for Quoting Che Guevara at Miami Campaign Stop
              JERRY IANNELLI | JUNE 27, 2019 | 4:12PM

              New York politics and Miami politics are not the same. This may seem like an obvious statement. But at a rally today for striking workers at Miami International Airport, New York City mayor and 2020 presidential candidate Bill de Blasio broke the most obvious rule of Miami politicking: Don't quote Che Guevara.
              https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/b...miami-11206431

              What an idiot.
              "Democracy is a form of worship. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses." H.L. Mencken

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              • #8
                It's not safe to quote Che Guevara anywhere in the country...at least not if you want to win the general election.

                Pete (supposes in today's climate it might win some votes with the wingnuttiest of Democrats)

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by skooly View Post
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                  Just another day in Miami.

                  skooly (hopes to see it spelled skool one day)
                  ETOH
                  "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." –Mark Twain

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                    Pete (remembers things sometimes)

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                    • #11
                      For Robin

                      Study: Miami Dolphins Fans Curse More Than Almost Any Fan Base in the NFL

                      If you've spent any real time in Miami, chances are you already know this. But now, there's a study to back up your own personal research — Miami Dolphins fans like to use profanity, and they do so more than almost any other fan base in the NFL. Jets fans lie, Bills fans lie, and Patriots fans lie, but the data doesn't lie — Dolphins fans have some of the worst potty mouths in the entire league.

                      Casino.org did the Lord's work and bravely dove into the Reddit abyss, scanning over a half-million comments for the words "fuck," "shit," "damn," "hell," "dick," "bitch," "crap," "asshole," "douche," and "bastard." When they emerged back to the surface, they returned with some cold, hard data: Dolphins fans are supervulgar — fifth-most vulgar in the NFL, in fact — and in particular love to say "bitch."

                      This is the sort of important information we crave as the preseason nears. Thank you, internet!

                      The scale used in the study measures the average number of profane words used per ten subscribers to each team's subreddit. For the Dolphins, that number was 8.6, less than only the Jaguars, Titans, Browns, and Raiders. The study found Arizona Cardinals fans were the least prone to profanity, at just 2.6 bad words used per 10 subreddit users. Again, this is just a scale of online naughty words. It would be impossible to keep track of all the bad words Dolphins fans use, especially if you don't speak Spanish.

                      "Shit" and "fuck" made up almost 75 percent of profanity used across the board by fans of all 32 teams. The study found that Dolphins fans used "bitch" 14.8 percent more often than other fan bases, while Indianapolis Colts fans used "douche" at an amazing and quite impressive clip of 76.6 percent more than anyone else.

                      Now that you're up to speed on the most important NFL fan study on the interwebs, let's all remind ourselves of one of the most infamous Miami Dolphins-related profanity moments of all time:


                      https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/m...-fans-11231679
                      "I guess I just hate the fact there is public property at all." - Mr. Raceboy.

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                      • #12
                        We have every reason to!!!
                        Originally posted by Mr. Raceboy
                        I'm a lot more worried about the commies running DC than I am about commies half way around the world.

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                        • #13
                          only the Jaguars, Titans, Browns, and Raiders...
                          Ok, so they're the fifth most profane fans.

                          how many NFL teams are there?
                          "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." –Mark Twain

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                          • #14
                            The Raiders are undoubtedly the worst.

                            Pete (is glad they're losing their team)

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